On holiday my sister saw the rather lewd painting of Priapus and his enormous *cough*, well you get the picture. Being only four years old, she didn’t quite understand what it was. My brother being nine realised exactly what it was:
Diana: Why does that man have a foot on that leg here, a foot on that leg there, but no foot on that leg there?
James: Sure looks like three feet to me…
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